Merry Christmas Packaging!

I don't mind going to the malls when it's Christmas. In Philadelphia, I went out when it was eleven degrees.

If nothing else, I got to get into the mall and warm up while looking items for the kids and the missus.

Julia is getting something that is awesome, and I'll mention that when it gets close to Christmas.

Kevin only had one thing he wanted. He wanted more records. He loves music, and his entire bedroom is filled with records.

Erik wants Pokemon and new long pants. These ones live forever.

Kyle hasn't said anything about Christmas so hopefully he sends out a list.

I haven't worn my wedding for years. When our wedding was done - I was kind of a fatty - I couldn't wear the ring because it was too tight.

When I started wearing the ring yesterday, it was a little loose, and the missus had something which could get it.

She had something that made the ring better and wasn't going to lose it.

On Thanksgiving, my Mother-In-Law gave my Father-In-Law - he was deceased by then - my MIL already was going to give it to her.

Meet Dennis, The Tiny Disabled Puppy Found Left In A Dumpster

An adorable disabled pup that was left in a dumpster has been rehomed in time for Christmas after being rescued and nursed back to health.

How someone would toss a tiny dog into a dumpster is beyond me.

After being discovered abandoned in South Oxfordshire, England, the tiny six-week-old, which is deaf and half-blind, was rushed to a veterinarian.

Thank God for the person who rescued this dog.

The terrier named Dennis weighed just 1.75 kg (under 4 pounds) and was growing weaker by the minute when he was admitted to the Blue Cross’s rescue center in Burford, where it underwent treatment, including antiseptic ointment for his wounds, and intravenous nutrition to build up his strength.

“I didn’t expect him to be so small,” said Anouska, the admissions coordinator at Blue Cross Burford. “He was absolutely tiny.”

“I’ve never seen a dog of his age quite so little and thin, and with so many injuries, as well.”

Good for them. Now Dennis will have a loving family.

Meet Calvin Johnson From Florida. Calvin Claimed He Was Teleported To A BMW

After crashing a stolen BMW yesterday, a Florida Man denied swiping the wheels, explaining to cops that he was actually “teleported into the vehicle,” according to an arrest affidavit.

I wonder who teleported Calvin, since Star Trek hasn't been moving idiots like Carlin for years.

In short order, Johnson--driving over 100 mph--crashed the car in a single-vehicle accident. Passing motorists extracted him from the totaled auto.

Johnson has been charged with grand theft auto, a felony, and driving on a license that was suspended in 2019. Bond has been set at $2650.

Hmm, I wonder if Captain Kirk is still around.

Idiots.

Sorry I Haven't Been Posting As Usual, But This Blog Is Important

My dermatologist found cancer on my back. The doctor said he can get out, but it wouldn't be done until December 17th.

I was hoping it would be done sooner, but the 17th is the date. I may be in and out on blogging once the cancer gets out of my back.

I mentioned this before, but just you know, I will be getting a nose job on January 22, 2026. The inside of my nose is was off kilter.

The doctor said it would only take between fifteen to twenty minutes. I'mm be at home for a week, but it will be worth it.

For the last few months, I had problems of with sniffling and runs from my nose. Hopefully can get this fixed.

There Are Very Good People In This Country, But Tina Hutcherson Decided She Would Do Something For the Kids

A school bus driver in Oklahoma City knits beanies for students to spread love and warmth.

Tina Hutcherson, 63, drives in the Putnam City School District and says she makes the hats to ensure no one goes without.

She told KAKE it takes between 30 and 45 minutes per hat after her daughter gifted her a new knitting machine, so she had the idea to make a stock of beanies for students.

Tina gave the beanies for everyone on his route. She loved knitting beanies and it gave kids something they wouldn't have thought would ever found.

"I was like, 'Oh Lord, I gotta make all my babies some hats on the bus now,'" Hutcherson told ABC News.

"I just want to knit for people, to see the smile on their face when they get it," she told KOCO.

Wow what a fantastic person, especially during the Christmas time.

Tina said, "I hope they know somebody loves them."

Woman Guilty Of Chat GPT Rape Hoax

The Florida Woman who gave police an AI-generated photo of a homeless man who purportedly barged into her residence and raped her has been convicted of falsely reporting a crime, a sham prompted by a “TikTok challenge” and her desire for attention, records show.

No one would go near this woman, and her only attention are guys running away from this alleged woman.

Brooke Schinault, 32, yesterday pleaded no contest to the hoax and was adjudged guilty of the misdemeanor. She was fined and placed on probation.

Confronted by police, Schinault initially claimed she only used AI to sharpen a blurry photo of her attacker. She eventually confessed, saying that she was dealing with depression, was not sleeping, and “wanted attention.”

Maybe she can spend her probation by pretending she was claiming she was a player from Hee Haw?

Meet Kinki Kelli, Who Is Headed To Jail For A Pee Spree

The New Hampshire woman known as “Kinki Kelli” on OnlyFans will spend six months behind bars for a criminal mischief spree during which she filmed herself urinating on food at a supermarket and on an various items at a Marriott hotel.

Hmm, I wonder if her pee was organic?

Kelli Tedford, 24, today pleaded guilty to six Class A misdemeanors in connection with her vile antics earlier this year in Keene, a city in Cheshire County, court records show.

Tedford was sentenced to 360 days in jail, but a judge suspended half of that custodial term. She will be required to serve 180 days in the Cheshire County lockup, after which she will be placed on probation for two years.

I'm guessing the only fans she'll have will be her jail pal.

Sigh...

This was the day where my nose was going to be fixed.

The doctor is very good, and while I thought the procedure was supposed to be done today, they decided the procedure will be closer to Christmas.

I've been having problems with my nose for months with problems.

The other problems weren't that great either. I went to the hospital for blood work and found out that my body has problems with chemicals like pollen, etc.

I know this was a problem since I was in grade school, but the blood work shows I have problems with almost every problem on the Earth.

I wish I would have known that years ago.

Meet Olivia Merriex, From Florida

Along with felony narcotics counts, a Florida Woman has been charged with animal cruelty after cops executing a search warrant found a large tortoise “living among piles of trash and debris” in her ramshackle property, court records show.

The raid Tuesday on the Clearwater home of Olivia Merriex, 33, was triggered by the suspect’s prior sale of Ecstasy to an undercover office, according to police who termed her residence a known “drug house” used to store or sell narcotics.

Olivia lives in a shite-hole, and has nothing to do... because she probably doesn't have a job.

Well, she does have a job - kinda - while holding cocaine, Ecstasy, and DMP (a so-called designer drug).

If nothing else, she lost her large tortoise which was taken from the SWAT team.

Let's hope the tortoise doesn't have the same hairdo that Olivia. Yikes!

A 44-Year Old Man Offered To Sanctuary For His Dog And His Pig

A Portland man found himself homeless at 44 years of age, along with his dog and a 250-lbs. pet pig.

But the fire department’s special homeless assistance team got the man and arranged for a trip home to his family in Chicago, and for the Roscoe the pig, a spot in the state’s largest farm animal rescue sanctuary.

A burst appendix, an inability to work, a mortal heart attack: Tony James suddenly found himself a jobless widower living out of his car. Tony James only shelter was his car, which he shared with his dog Elvis a fully grown Göttingen breed pig that his deceased wife had adopted 3 years before.

Amid the tragedy, Portland Fire & Rescue’s Community Health Assess and Treat (CHAT) team identified James as someone on the brink, and stepped in to help, offering him transport to his family’s home in Chicago, and to find a sanctuary for Roscoe.

Within a day, CHAT had contacted the Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary in Scio, Oregon, the largest of its kind in the state, and home to some 300 farm animals.

Driving Roscoe to his new home, executive director of Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary‘s executive director Gwen Jakubisin got to watch the man bid farewell to a pig he had cared for even without a roof over his head.

“It was actually quite emotional because the bond between Tony and Roscoe was very apparent,” Jakubisin told Samantha Swindler at Oregon Live. “They love each other very much. We were all crying.”

Tony James loved his pig, and he was devastated when Roscoe had to go.

It's a darn show. Tony really loved that pig.